Monday, July 16, 2007

NEWSFLASH!: ZABRISKIE CHEATS ON MOON KNIGHT WITH WOLVERINE!


I just picked up the latest edition of PRO cycling and was flummoxed while reading the interview with Dave Z. and David Miller. Apparently the Z man is a huge fan of Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Apparently his Avatar of Choice is Wolverine. Dave... Moon Knight is very jealous. It is a rest day at the tour and hopefully all of the favorites are growing a pair today (no testosterone guys) because the only guy that talks like he feels strong at all is Rassmussen. Can you believe he has a shot?!? The favorites will never live it down if he wins the whole thing. He is a great climber but can't time trial for anything. It was very similar to Stage 17 from last year. No one really wanted to take a chance or put a hurt on anyone. They just let the chicken ride away. This was what made Lance so great (I know, I know). He would play the tactics but eventually he would just go and would dare anyone to go with him. Sometimes he won sometimes he was second, but no one could hang with him or his dedicated teammates every time. And even if they could, he would pummel them in the time trial. Sounds a little like wolverine don't you think? Most definitely not Moon Knight.......

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good use of the word "flummoxed".